If you spot Megadouche, do not attempt to apprehend him. Rather, you should inform the proper authorities immeadiately. Here are the basic characteristics of Megadouche:

He wears a polo that has five collars, all of them popped

He has a tattoo on his outer bicept that says "Strength and Honor"

He sports CZ earings on both ears

Constantly occupies the peck deck at the gym

Owns a Zune instead of an Ipod

Is muscular but not in shape

Wears plad colored shorts

Pretends to care about charatible organizations

Has geled hair that is both bleached and spikes

Wears a tilted white visor to accent said stupid haircut

Also wears sunglasses at night, usually found on said visor

Megadouche's wareabouts are currently unknown. He is considered to be intoxicated and extremely annoying in everyday conversation.

Ladies, if you see Megadouche, do not let him buy shots. Here rough sketch of his appearence